My brother spent all this time designing this new website so I better at least post something otherwise he might kick me in the balls. I prefer not to be kicked in the balls despite what some people might tell you.
Anyway, so you haven’t heard from me in a while. You may have thought I was attacked by a gang of angry midgets who kidnapped me and brought me to their magical angry elf kingdom, but that’s not true. Although it does sound like a lot of fun, except for all the poking, prodding, and ankle biting. Get to the point Massey, get to the point. Okay self I will.
I’ve been down in Central America for the past 6 weeks! Central America, WTF? It’s for work. Are you a drug mule you say? No, well not yet anyway. I still have 8 days left here. I can’t tell you what I’m working on or exactly where I am for fear I may be gang raped by a gaggle of angry corporate attorneys, but it’s been a fun project and I’ve had a chance to do some kick ass stuff (i.e. Riding in helicopters and such). The hours are long and the internet connection is not so good, thus the reason I haven’t been able to produce more content for you guys! I’m sorry! *Guards Testicles*
However, I will be back in the states next week and prepare yourself for a barrage of new videos! Okay maybe not a barrage, more like a light drizzle, but NEW CONTENT nonetheless. Nonetheless is a weird word. It’s like 3 words in one! Crazy English language! Damn it Massey keep on track! Right self, done!
So I apologize that there hasn’t been any new content lately! It hurts my soul, but I’m looking forward to getting back to society and interacting with you guys! Thanks so much for watching and reading, and if you actually made it to the end of this blog, BRAVO! You either really like me or your bored as hell. Probably the latter.
Peace in the east!